Hillbilly Medical Terminology
Hillbilly Medical Terminology |
Artery | The study of fine paintings |
Bacteria | Back door to cafeteria |
Barium | What to do if CPR fails |
Benign | What you are after you be eight |
Cesarean Section | Some place in Rome |
CATscan | Looking for kitty |
Cauterize | Got that purty girl to look at me |
Colic | A sheep dog |
Coma | A punctuation mark |
D & C | Where Washington is |
Dilate | To live long |
Enema | Not your friend |
Fester | Quicker |
Fibula | A small lie |
Hangnail | What you hang your coat on |
Impotent | Distinguished, well known |
Labor Pain | Getting hurt at work |
Medical Staff | A Doctor’s cane |
Morbid | A higher offer than I bid |
Nitrates | Lower than day rates |
Node | Was aware of |
Outpatient | A person who has fainted |
Pap Smear | A lie about someone’s Pappy |
Pelvis | Second cousin to Elvis |
Post Operative | A letter carrier |
Recovery Room | Place to do upholstery |
Rectum | Damn near killed him |
Secretion | Hiding anything |
Seizure | Roman emperor |
Tablet | A small table |
Terminal Illness | Getting sick at the airport |
Tumor | More than one |
Urine | Opposite of you’re out |
Varicose Vein | Veins that are very close together |